Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re so wrapped up in themselves.
What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
And my personal favorite:
How come witches can’t get pregnant?
Their husbands have hollow-weenies.
Happy Halloween! Be safe out there when getting the goods.